How to know if you are on Obama’s Enemies List
There has been much talk of late about the “Enemies List” that the Obama administration is working off of. As a public service to our readers, we are publishing the items one must be aware of in order to be taken off the Obama Hate list.
You might be on Obama’s Enemies List if:
- If you have a degree from a college in something other than Law, Civics, Theater Arts, Education or Political ScienceIf you have ever attended a tea party or ever complained about paying your taxes
If you make enough money to have to pay taxes
If you have looked at your Payroll Check and seen the name Fox Network.
If you Have ever been been in the military (2x if you have actually fought for our country)
If you refer to your camouflage clothing “my camos”
If you have been overheard saying inflammatory things like, “I believe in the constitution of the United States”
If you have never been a “community organizer” and don’t know what that means
If you have your own health insurance and don’t need/want the governments help
If you have interrogated anyone using harsh language
If you have ever been proud of any of America’s accomplishments prior to January 17, 2009
If you are Winston Churchill’s Bust
If you own a gun, or a bullet, or even a gun holster (3x if you are an NRA member)
If you are a Doctor and do not own a lab coat
If you are an insurance company employee (4x if you are manager level or higher)
If you have never read the following authors: Saul Alinsky, Karl Marx, or Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara
If you don’t believe in global warming and don’t particularly like Al Gore (4x if you drive an SUV)
If you think that bailout is something that should only be done to your boat or your worthless brother-in-law
If you have ever referred to yourself as a ditto head or cried with Glenn Beck
If you have never been or desire to be a Czar
If you actually qualify to be a member of Obama’s administration by passing an FBI background check
If you are not the member of any far left special interest group
If you think that the US should remain a sovereign nation
If you think that the US would be best served by getting out of the United and getting the United Nations out of the US
If you like the idea of a strong dollar and weak inflation (3x if you have bought gold)
25+ Pack your bags and head to non-extradition country
20-25 See you in camp Obama
15-19 Eligible for a liberal re-education but still one of us
10-14 Welcome to the conservative underground, rookie
05-09 You need to buy a few more guns and re-test.
0 – 04 Are you an ACORN Employee?
Danny Powell
