The New Administration One Line Government Policy Guidelines (becasue they are too busy being on television to read long books)
The New Government One Line Policy Guidelines
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If it moves, regulate it
If it works, tax it
If it opposes, squash it
If it underperforms, subsidize it
If it thinks, threaten it
If it prays, outlaw it
If it produces, destabilize it
If it reports, subvert it
If it cares, ridicule it
If it governs, corrupt it
If it votes, buy it
If it questions, ridicule it
If it organizes, illegalize it
If it protests, destroy it
If it teaches, propagandize it
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